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No website can do what one phone call to Chaddi can. Haan, yeh website bhi nahi. Isiliye neeche sirf ek hi button hai.

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Kapil urf Chaddi Bhaiya, kaala chashma lagaye, haath mein phone
Chashma: tension-proof
Phone haath mein = duty pe
Kapil urf Chaddi Bhaiya, Chief Jugaad Officer
HORN"APNA AADMI HAI"PLEASE

Jugaad ka Menu

Chaar item likhe hain. Baaki sab "off-menu" hai, bas poochh lo.

Jungle Safari

Tiger dikhana ho ya gaadi chalani ho — jugaad pakka. Tadoba, Tipeshwar, ya koi bhi jungle. Har gate pe Bhaiya ka "apna aadmi" hai.

Safari set karo →

Gaadi ka Doctor

Gaadi beech raaste mein rooth gayi? Mechanic ko baad mein, pehle Chaddi ko call karo. Awaaz sunke bimari bata dega.

Abhi ke liye: WhatsApp karo →

Travel Plan

Google Maps rasta batata hai. Chaddi batata hai kahan chai achhi milti hai aur kaunsa dhaba skip karna hai.

Abhi ke liye: WhatsApp karo →

Himachal & Ladakh by Road

Pahadon ka poora plan Bhaiya banayega: rasta, rukna, gaadi ki taiyaari. Thand tumhe khud jhelni padegi.

Abhi ke liye: WhatsApp karo →

Process ekdum simple hai

1

Tension lo

Safari full hai, gaadi band hai, ya plan ka P bhi nahi bana. Ghabrao, yeh step zaroori hai.

2

Chaddi ko phone lagao

Woh bolega "ruk, ek aadmi hai apna." Bas, yahin se kaam shuru.

3

Tension Bhaiya ki

Tum chai piyo. Thodi der mein phone aayega: "Ho gaya. Kal subah 5 baje ready rehna."

Chaddi ke Kisse

Asli log, asli jugaad. Kisse itne hain ki likhne wala thak gaya.

Safari wala kissa

Coming soon. Jis dost ke saath hua, woh abhi bhi hans raha hai.

Gaadi wala kissa

Coming soon. Highway, raat, aur ek phone call. Baaki picture abhi baaki hai.

Ladakh wala kissa

Coming soon. Bhaiya bol rahe hain "pehle chai, phir kahani."

Sharten laagu*

  • Tiger ki guarantee nahi. Tiger ka apna mood hota hai. Jugaad ki guarantee pakki.
  • Bhaiya subah 5 baje bhi phone uthata hai, par "good morning" ki ummeed mat rakhna.
  • "Bhaiya thoda discount?" poochhna allowed hai. Jawab Bhaiya ke mood pe depend karta hai.
  • Kaam hone ke baad chai pilana compulsory hai.

Itna padh liya? Ab phone bhi laga lo.

Form bharne ka mann nahi? Seedha WhatsApp karo. Bhaiya typing se zyada bolne mein fast hai.

Jungle Safari department

Tiger dikhana ho ya gaadi chalani ho — jugaad pakka.

Safari full hai? Gypsy nahi mil rahi? Guide phone nahi utha raha? Shaant. Tiger se pehle Chaddi Bhaiya ko dhoondho.

Bhaiya, safari karwa do
*Tiger ko bhi pata hai Bhaiya aa rahe hain.

Kaunsa jungle, boss?

Jungle tum chuno. Gate ke andar ka intezaam Bhaiya dekh lega.

Chandrapur, Maharashtra

Tadoba

Tiger ka VIP ilaaka. Yahan tiger road cross karta hai aur gypsy wale traffic jam mein khade rehte hain.

Best time: coming soon (ya seedha Bhaiya se poochho)
Yavatmal, Maharashtra

Tipeshwar

Chhota packet, bada dhamaka. Bheed kam, jungle zyada. Jo log "hidden gem" bolte hain, woh isi ki baat karte hain.

Best time: coming soon (ya seedha Bhaiya se poochho)
Baaki poora India

Koi bhi aur jungle

Naam batao. Bhaiya do minute sochega, phir bolega "haan, wahan bhi ek ladka hai apna."

Best time: jab Bhaiya bole

Bhaiya kya-kya set karega

Safari booking

Kaunsa gate, kaunsa zone, subah ya shaam. Tum bas "haan" bolo.

Gypsy aur guide

Woh guide jisko pata hai tiger kal kahan baitha tha. Aur parso bhi.

Rukne ka intezaam

Resort ho ya homestay, budget batao. "Thoda adjust" Bhaiya karwa dega.

Aana-jaana

Kahan se niklo, kitne baje niklo, raaste mein kahan poha khao. Sab milega.

Bhaiya ko arzi bhejo

Sarkari form nahi hai. Paanch cheezein bharo, button dabao, WhatsApp khulega aur message ready milega.

WhatsApp pe bhej do